Wish it was this easy
- Me: hello gorgeous, whats you name? And i may i add how stunning u look today
- Beautiful girl: awee your so sweet :) my name is _____
- Me: would u want to come back to my house to smoke some dank and get to know each other better?
- Beautiful girl: oh i would love to.
- (smoke bowl, get to know each other)
- Sex
- Everyones happy.
do it! to it!
- 1: Real Name?
- 2: Current crush!?
- 3: Addiction?
- 4: How tall am I?
- 5: Relationship status?
- 6: Girls I trust?
- 7: Boys I trust?
- 9: Current mood?
- 10: When was the last time I did something for the 1st time?
- 11: Confession;
- 12: Who I miss?
- 13: Who I last hugged?
- 14: Who understands me?
- 15: Someone who is always there for me:
- 16: Last person you text?
- 17: Who’s a stranger:
- 18: Who makes me laugh the most?
- 19: Who I do the craziest stuff with?
- 20: Who makes me smile?
- 21: What am i listening to?
- 22: Turn on’s?
- 23: Turn offs?
- 24. Bestfriends?
- 26: Second confess?
- 27: What I hate?
- 28: Who’s annoying?
- 30: Last person to give you butterflies?
Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeSelfish
(via thats-so-meme)
- new odd future fan: Hey , Yonkers sounds pretty coo-
- ignorant odd future fan: YONKERS? REALLY? You're a fucking dickriding bandwagon faggot. Name 345 songs from OF in 10 seconds, exactly you can't! GOLF WANG FLOG GNAW 666 FUCK CHURCH ~







